Drink.Drank.Drunk.

Strippers.

2009-11-13T11:04:00.001-08:00

11.06.09

Girls night again with Lyuba. The boys had another show in Ogden. We hung out at the Kilby Hut when Lyuba and Elina decided to leave to a kegger, which got busted about 20 minutes after them being there. I stayed at Kilby since it had been awhile there was a get together. Around 12:30 me, Melissa, and Chad went to a guys house to play beer pong. Chad and I sucked it cause of their stupid rules and a lot of the people there were dicks. Melissa took me to Lyubas later that night. Brett, Lyuba and Elina were watching a movie and eating popcorn. I crawled into Lyuba's bed when she climbed in with me 5 minutes later and we fell asleep all cute and cuddly.

11.07.09

Chris invited me to Trails for his friends birthday party. Tyler met us there a few hours later and we got so drunk. Chris kept handing me dollar bills to give to the strippers and we eneded up staying for a long time instead of an hour like we had told Christine and Co. After our fulfillment of naked women we went to a friends birthday kegger. Chris and I were already hammered and didn't survive much longer before having to have Mary drive of us home.

Halloween.

2009-11-13T10:54:00.001-08:00

10.30.09

The boys were in Ogden tonight to play a show so that meant I got Lyuba all to myself. We got all dressy and Chris came over and we made way to FRESH for a local art show and free alcohol. After mingling with friends Chris left to go to a party and Lyuba and I walked back to her house. We called a cab (Lyuba's first cab ride and she was very excited) and went to La France to visit old neighbors we hadn't seen since Lyuba moved out. Both of us were very tired and took a cab back home shortly after and popped popcorn, drank tea and watched 10 minutes of Grease before passing out.

10.31.09

Halloween! Met up with some friends at Chris' house to have a few drinks before going to Piper Down for Lori's bday. When we got to Piper there was a $5 cover and we didn't have enough to get everyone in so we called our cab back and went to Eric Hess' party instead. As usual his house was packed of people. It was a great time and everyone was drunk and dancing. Around 1:30 Colin and I walked to Jeb's house and it took us a good 20 minutes to get a hold of a cab company to pick us up and take us back to his house. He finally arrived and started driving crazy through neighborhoods racking up the bill more then it should have been (Fuck you Yellow Cab). We got home and passed out. The next morning my hair was wild from the white hair spray dye I had in it and we went to Blue Plate to eat. It was a beautiful day and the place was packed. It was a perfect way to end the weekend.

21 years.

2009-11-02T10:35:00.000-08:00

10.23.09

My little sister finally turned 21 on the 21st of October. To celebrate we went to dinner at Squatters and then had her birthday party at The Sandbar. Pretty much all of our cousins showed up and so did a bunch of her friends. It was a lot of fun and we took shots and danced our hearts away. She had a great time and I am so happy she is 21 now! No pictures yet...

10.24.09

I went out with Colin today. We saw Where The Wild Things Are and got dinner from Zi Pizzeria. We went back to his house and had a drink with his room mates and watched another movie before crashing out.

10.25.09

Colin, Chris, Carson, Jake and I tried to go see The Informant at Brewvies tonight but instead they were having a costume party. We went with this girl Laura too her house to borrow some costumes. Chris was a naughty nurse, Carson was a tall beer, and Colin and I were Jeanie and the Commander. We played some pool and had some beers before leaving. Colin and I then went to Piper Down to meet up with some friends. Lori started celebrating her birthday that day so she was pretty drunk by the time we got there. We didn't stay long and went back home not much later.

Broken Glass.

2009-11-02T10:23:00.000-08:00

10.15.09

Poplar tonight. Joe and Taylor tried talking me, Laura, and Ryan into going to Wendover. By midnight we agreed. Getting ready to leave the bar we realized none of us had a car there to get to Wendover. We ended up going to Ryan's with a 30 pack and attempting to play quarters until Taylor broke the glass. I took the boys home a bit later and passed out in my own bed, very happy that we didn't make it to Wendover.

10.16.09

There was an art benefit show at Pierpont tonight that the girls and I attended for a guy who wrecked on his bike. The art was amazing and they had free food and drinks. It was Chris Swainston's first night working at Twilite so a huge group of us biked down to harass him. Nearly every one had left by 2 AM so Lance and I biked over to Dillan and Taylor's to have a few more drinks and crash out.

10.17.09

Andrew's birthday is tomorrow so they threw a birthday party for him at their new house. Close friends came to celebrate. Music was being made and hula hoop contests were going on. After the neighbors yelled for being to loud I bounced out at met up with some of the girls at the Jackalope. Me, Lori, Jackie, and Linda left with Dustin to go to one of his friends house. Lori was completely done for and passed out standing up, leaning against the wall. We finally got to the car and Linda was able to take her to her house and basically drag her inside. Lori is cut off from whiskey.

Passion Kids.

2009-11-02T10:02:00.000-08:00

10.07.09

After some talking into me, Laura and Jackie went to Urban Lounge to see Passion Pit. Before hand we met up at Ahh Sushi and drank goblets of beer.

10.08.09

Another night of much talking into I went with Dillan and Josh to Poplar for $2 corona and tequilas and, also to celebrate Josh's return to SLC after 2 months. Josh opened up a tab and every time I turned around I had another shot of tequila to take. Between the 3 of us Josh spent almost 100$. Thanks Josh. We bailed 10 minutes too 1 AM so we could grab more beer from the store. We made our way back to Lances where a 30 rack was killed and Dillan taught me how to play foos ball for hours. I eventually sobered up by 5 am and made it back home.

10.09.09

Ryan and Kelly celebrated their 27th birthday tonight at the VFW. The place was packed and there was only 1 bartender although Jackie had called to warn them we would be having a party there. It was still a lot of fun and the place was packed. After the bar a good portion of us went back to the boys' house to keep the party going. During this time Lyuba called me around 3 am freaking out that the hospital called and they had Sammy. Apparently he hit a parked car while biking. Lyuba's boyfriend, Andrew, was no where to be found so she was panicking. I was too drunk to have any good advice to give her so I just asked her if she'd like to come party. She said no. Andrew returned an hour later. He had lost Sammy on the ride home from the bar and couldn't find him. Sammy is okay. We continued on drinking into the early morning before passing out.

10.10.09

Brandon and his band Kid Theodore are in town! I was so excited to see him. They played a show at Kilby Court and after we went to A Bar Named Sue to hang out after not seeing each other since he moved back in June. We had a great time catching up and having drinks.

10.11.09

We tried to go see District 9 today at Brewvies. They canceled the movie for a rock climbing premier instead. We went back to Chris' and played drinking games and managed to turn Fuck The Dealer into a strip game.

More Birthdays.

2009-11-02T09:52:00.000-08:00

10.01.09

Today was the start of Tristin's birthday weekend. We had dinner at The Old Spaghetti Factory and then went to the Jackalope after for drinks.

10.02.09

Tonight we group of us met at Sarah's house for pre-drinks before going to Urban Lounge for Tristin's birthday party. After some vodka drinks we got a Valley Shuttle Van and made our way to Urban. Tristin was given silly sting for her b-day from Sarah and she managed to silly string (drunkenly) a good portion of our male friends. Being her birthday she also managed to puke by 11 PM and continue on drinking.

10.03.09

Robby and Chelsea had their wedding reception tonight. Chris and I went together and ate yummy food, had free drinks and watched a Black Sabbath cover band. Afterward, we went back to Kilby to meet up with more friends and continued our night of partying.

Birthday Weekend.

2009-09-30T11:43:00.000-07:00

09.25.09

Tonight was Elina's 20th birthday. The Naked Eyes played a show with Entrance at Kilby Court. Both bands were really great and it was the first time a lot of us saw Entrance live. While at Kilby Court we would take trips to the Kilby hut to drink. Lyuba and I bought 2 bottles of bubbly which was gone very quickly. After the show was over the party moved to La France. It was a birthday party for Elina and one last "hurrah" before the boys and Lyuba move out. A ton of people showed up and the courts were filled with friends. I left fairy early, about 12:30, which turned out not to be a bad idea since later the cops showed up breaking up the party. The party was a success for the last one they would be throwing.

09.26.09

Nic and Missy are in town for the weekend and Sunday is Missy's so a birthday party was thrown for her Saturday night at the Kilby Hut. She came up with a "Graffiti Party". Everyone wore white t-shirts that people were able to draw on. Things got pretty clever with naked women, legs spread on the front of shirts, hang man, sun's, flowers and much more. Much later into the night a group of us moved over to Kilby Court which Lance had opened to start a fire. I ended up burning my leg on the fire out (surprise, surprise) but not too badly and everyone just enjoyed them selves drining and socializing. Around 4 AM the party came to a close and most of us passed out at Chris' or Lances.

09.27.09

The next morning, hung over as shit, at Lance's house Sam started making us breakfast(at 11 am) which only Lori, Dave, and I stayed to eat. Lance disappeared with Steve, Dillan and Katharine to eat at Blue Plate and run errands. About 3-4 hours later Lance showed back up to 4 buzzed friends that had drank all his Pabst. We then found out it was his out of state PBR we guzzled down. He wasn't happy. Luckily, Lori cleaned his home so he wasn't as mad as he could've been. Sam, Lori and I bail to meet up with Tristin at The Blue Iguana where we drank beers and margarita's and pretended to be in Cancun. Afterwards, Steve had called. Sam, Lori, and I went to Dillan and Taylor's to hang out with the 3 of them. Steve and Sam later bailed after watching Tool Academy and the rest of us headed to Piper Down around 11 for some more drinks. After last call we took Lori home and got back to the boys house and passed out.

Bar Weekend.

2009-09-22T15:02:00.001-07:00

09.18.09

I went to Melrose Place today and when I got there I noticed how dark and scary it was. The power had gone out by the powerful wind. Molly, Don, Laura, Travis and I collected as many candles as we could and put them on Molly's coffee table and played drinking games by candle light. After Fuck The Dealer, The Good The Bad The Ugly, and Kings Cup we were all pretty wrecked. Laura and I wanted to go to A Bar Named Sue to meet up with the girls and called a cab. Molly and Don came last minute. We were there with only an hour left and drank as much as we could in that time and played as much pool as we could. After getting a ride home Don pulled out that bong and the 2 of us smoked which caused me to get the spins and pass out on his couch with Laura next to me. Did I mention I puked?

09.19.09

Nicole had a bbq that me and all the girls attended. It began raining so we left to meet up with friends at Piper Down. We all drank and had a great time and by 2 were the last people standing at the bar. Taylor and I walked to Beto's and he was convinced the cooks did something to our burrito. It tasted great to me. We finally made it home and passed out cold with Hustle & Flow blaring in the background.

EuroTrash

2009-09-16T16:37:00.000-07:00

09.11.09

Tonight was Alexz and Chelsey's EuroTrash going away party. Some scandalous trashy outfits were ensued and lots of drinking and smoking. Around 2 am Lance & co. arrived and we later packed on over to Dillan and Taylor's where even more vodka was consumed till we all passed out.

9.12.09

Today I went to a mexican wedding with Joe and a few other friends. I am very nervous about being the only white skinned/blonde haired/ blue eyed girl there and for how much tequila I would be consuming. The group of us that attended was Joe, Matt, Matt's gf (sana? who was also blonde), another guy and Matt. We are all white except for black Matt. We stuck out of the crowd like a sore thumb.
Once we got tons of beer and tequila in our system black Matt decided to request "Thriller" and the 6 of us got on the dance floor and did the thriller dance, or what we could do, and we were cheered on by all the mexicans. It was incredible.

On the way home Matt passed out in the car, smacked his face into the ground, and is now covered in bruises. The rest of us managed a game of beer pong but by 11 had to lay down.

Katharine text me and let me know everyone was at Urban for Dave's birthday roast. After sobering up I went to Urban and watched the funniest roast I'd seen done by the sassy Mike Brown.

After the roast a group of us went to Lance's where we drank more beer and watched the boys play ping pong while us girls played with Lance's new lady, Alex.

Eventually we got to bed at 6 am.

Labor Day

2009-09-09T17:04:00.000-07:00

09.04.09

Eric and Kendall had a last summer party tonight. The usual Kilby crew met up at the hut where we all piled into cars and made our way to the party. The place was packed like it normally gets and at one point the cop even showed up, however he just stayed parked next to the house for a good 20 minutes. By the end of the night I was completely hammered so Melissa dropped me off to hang out with Taylor, Lance, Katharine and Laura around 2:30 AM.

09.05.09

Tonight was girls night and we called a cab and headed to Urban to see Vile Blue Shades. Eventually most of the boys got there and by the time the bar closed me and Lori left with them to go to Lances. As Lori and I got there (with a free cab ride) there was still a rager going on at the Kilby Hut so we stopped there first. The boys came over and we swung on the swings and ended up booming at 3 in the morning. I finally forced myself to bed as the sun was rising.

09.06.09

Family Party today. Dad is back on the drinking wagon and mom got hammered. After the party I went to VanQuill's to meet up with him and Lori and we took a cab to Urban for Mike Brown's ping pong tournament. It wasn't too exciting since we were to late to sign up so Lori and I went to a friends house where Lori played her first game of beer pong. By the end of the night we stayed at JJ's and Lori passed out on the couch.

09.07.09

Today is Labor Day. We went to Chase's for a bbq and watched cute boys skateboard.

Camping.

2009-09-02T14:24:00.000-07:00

08.28.09

It was my cousin Andy's wedding tonight. It was at Brittney's parents house and it was really beautiful. Afterwards, I met up with friends at the Kilby house and we went to a party at Romtein's house. It was a lot of fun just drinking margarita's and smoking. Keatyn and I went to Dee's after to eat the delicious sandwich she introduced me too. ( For some reason I can never remember the name of it.) After we ate she dropped me off at Joe's to crash.

08.29.09

Shannon turned 22 today and we planned to go camping. We got to Smith and Morehouse around 3 and were drunk by 6, just the 2 of us. Eventually people started showing up and we hung around a pathetic little fire that we could barely keep alive.

08.30.09

Today we went to the lake. The water was freezing but Sarah and Jake were brave enough to get in. Psychedelics were later taken by a few of us and we strolled around the woods. It was such a long day we called it a fairly early night.

White Wedding

2009-08-17T13:28:00.001-07:00

08.13.09

Today is my little sister's wedding! There aren't photo's yet but it was a beautiful wedding. Through out the night some of us would sneak out into the parking lot and drink alcohol since it was permitted nowhere at the place. The reception ended at 10 and a bunch of us went back to the kilby hut to continue drinking and celebrating.

08.14.09

I was much to hungover from the wedding and had lack of sleep from going to bed at 6am so I didn't make it into work. Me, Amber, and Shannon attempted to go swimming but the clouds rolled in and huge raindrops came down on us. Alexz's going away party was tonight at kilby and many of the girls had a theme of "dress for sex" while boys just walked around shirtless. It was quite entertaining. After a few hours I went to Twilite to drink some beers with Jordan and Jon. We went back to Jordan's after the bar closed where I had to crash due to intoxication.

08.15.09

Molly got a job at Fat's Bar and Grill so Lori and I went over there to have some drinks with her when she got off work. After a few hours of eating and drinking the 3 of us went to Molly's and got ready to go to Urban Lounge. Steveo called Lori and said they were at The Republican so we decided to check that out. It was fine for me but they wouldn't serve Lori or Sarah. Apparently they have a problem with darker skinned people. Lori and I left back to Fats since it was closed and drank with some of the co-workers. We ended up leaving with a cab at 4 amish back to Taylor's to crash.

08.16.09

Lagoon Day! Today was the shit. A group of us went to Lagoon for 2 for 1 day. People ended up splitting off into smaller group and it ended being Lyuba, Shannon, Me, and Taylor. From the sound of it it sounded like we had the most fun of everyone. We rode all the rides we wanted too, got old western pictures taken, and still had time to drink some beer. We were there from 2-10:30 and absolutely beat once we got home. It was fun to do something new. Western pictures coming soon.

Bachelorette Weekend.

2009-08-11T12:53:00.000-07:00

08.06.09

Tonight I went to La France to meet up with my best buddies Lyuba and Andrew. We ate some psychedelics before catching a ride to the kilby hut. A bunch of friends were there and it was a great time drinking beers and smoking huka with some extra surprises in the hash. Lyuba and Andrew went home while I drank more whiskey with some friends who later took me home around 4 am. I passed out in Andrews bed but don't remember getting there.

08.07.09

I met up with Lyuba tonight and we got 2 bottles of bubbly. We couldn't find anything to do so we sat on her front porch when 2 people walked by and started talking to us. They were in town to work for Warped Tour the next day. The guy was super cool but the girl was a trip. We let them into Lyuba's and gave them some champagne. We eventually gave them a ride to the Fairgrounds and picked up Beach and James and drove to Joe's house where Carson and Keatyn were. It was a lot of fun but before I knew it Joe and I were the last ones there. We smoked a spliff in the dark listening to The Beatles and went to bed.

08.08.09

Tonight was my sister's bachelorette party. Bree and I hosted it at my parents house. We played "I have never" and used cucumbers to carve out penises. Breeanna's looked like an actual dildo. After some drinks we all headed over to Fat Cat's to bowl. It was a ton of fun and we drank beer. After bowling me and Sara went to the Bongo for mustache week. It was pretty lame and we only stayed 30 minutes. We then met up with the Kilby family and had some drinks there. I called Carson and they were at Nick's so we drove over there. It was a ton of fun. Everyone got drunk, ate otterpops, made pasta and clamped car jacks onto each others nipples.

Fainting.

2009-08-03T16:57:00.000-07:00

7.31.09

Carson, Chris, and I went to a friends going away party tonight. Jake is going back to Afghanistan for about another year. I really wish him the best. It was good to be able to see him before he left. He had a Golf Pro's and Tennis Hoe's theme. Unfortunately some of us weren't provided this information until too late. Keatyn tried to drink, it made her swell up a little and not feel to well so the 4 of us went to Dee's where Keat and I shared that awesome sandwich she introduced me too. MMM, thanks Keatyn.

08.01.09

Today was my little sister's bridal shower. It was a lot of fun and held in an amazing 1.9 million dollar house. Afterwords I went to Shannon's to pregame before going to Urban for Mike Browns 2nd Annual Fuck Fest. Me, Molly, Sara, Shannon and Lori all had a few beers before heading out. We got to Urban around 10:45 and mingled around. Not to much later we went outside when suddenly I started feeling really hot and sweaty. I decided to go inside but lost my vision and fell into some guy who grabbed me and tried to help me stand. I turned around to find Shannon and started stumbling around because my legs were so weak. I grabbed Shannon and told her I needed to go to my car, she asked what was wrong when Colton told me to put my arms around him. As soon as I did I collapsed. The said I was out for about 30 seconds and that I was convulsing the whole time. I suddenly snapped out of it and stood up surrounded by a group of people and bouncers asking me how drunk I was and if I had taken anything. It only took them about 2 minutes to realize that I as completely sober and had just fainted. I drank a glass of water and ate a protein bar and felt much better. Unfortunately, about 30 minutes later I started sweating again so Colton took me out to cool me down and got me a ride home from our friend Sara. It was a really scary experience and I am super bummed I missed the show. Luckily, I seem to be okay now!

July 24th Weekend

2009-08-03T16:38:00.000-07:00

7.23.09

Tonight was Kilby's 10th Anniversary and we celebrated at the Kilby Hut. After a couple of really strong margaritas and some smoke I walked over to Lances to meet up with some other friends. Once everyone was there and ready we decided to head over to Poplar. $2 tequila and $2 corona night equaled me out to be a very drunk girl. I decided I was to drunk so I started to walk back to Lyuba's where I planned on crashing. The walk seemed long and gruesome and the sidewalk had never looks so appealing. The next thing I knew I woke up in the back of my car, which was in front of Lyuba's house. I looked at my phone and it was 5 am. I left the bar at 1. i pulled myself into the front seat and drove home. Still not sure how it happened.

7.24.09

Happy July 24th! I met up with Molly, Mark, and Cody at a BBQ right by Liberty Park and had a few beers. Steve showed up a but later and we watched the fireworks from this persons front yard. After the show we rode our bikes and met up with everyone else's at CJ's house. We drank a ton of beer and it was a really good time, even when it started pouring rain. Eventually, me, Taylor, and Steve rode back to his house to crash. Thinking we could all fit in the same bed wasn't the best plan. Taylor is the biggest cuddler ever. We eventually had to kick him out. The following morning....

7.25.09

Taylor called a cab to pick him up and help him find his car that he misplaced the night before. Trying to ditch me and Steveo at the house we took off after him and joined him for the ride. Once we got his car we went to Blue Plate and had a wonderful breakfast. Taylor dropped us off at Shannon's to swim afterwards. Cody and Steve spent most of the day fixing Molly's car while me and the girls laid pool side. Later on that night we all met back up at Lance's and rode our bikes to X Wives Place. There was a huge group of us and it was a ton of fun. Me, Taylor and Steve ended up going with this girl Jen clean out to Draper to our friend Tristin's brothers house. The boys got shit faced off tequila and got on the little kids big wheels and raced down the drive way at 3 in the morning. Steve suffered from the most battle wounds. Probably the funniest thing I have seen in months.

7.26.09

Another morning at Blue Plate and then I went home to pass the fuck out. Lances hip hop band, The Deadbeats, were playing at Urban and after much pressure I decided to attend. After the show I drove me, Lori and Lance back to his place to play some video game and drink some brewski's with them and Dillan, Josh, and Steve. Eventually we all became tired and went to Dillan's to crash out. I went to bed at who knows when but still woke up and made it in time for work the next day!

Lava Hot Springs

2009-07-24T14:14:00.000-07:00

07.17.09

Tonight Lyuba, Andrew and I went to Gallery Stroll. We went back to Andrew's and drank vodka and then Andrew went to Urban. Lyuba and I rode our bikes over too Fice where there was a big party. We hung out there for an hour and went back to La France while everyone else went to the bars. I left around 12 and met up with Carson and Keatyn at our friend Nick's house. I had a few drinks and had a spliff with the boys till about 6 AM when we decided it was time to call it a night.

07.18.09

Swimming at Shannon's again. We went swimming till 9 at night. We got ready at Shannon's so we could hit the bars. We went to Urban Lounge first where Lori and I drank lot's of Vodka. The 2 of us went to Maverik where Lori almost accidentally stole a Red Bull and told the cop standing behind us. It was too funny. We went back to Urban and drank more Vodka. After Urban we went back to Shannons but Lori and I decided we weren't done partying. We called a cab to come get us and take us to where Lance and Steveo were. The cab driver took a turn when Lori flew over and her head landed in my lap and she couldn't sit back up because we were laughing so hard, we both nearly peed our pants. Once we got to the party the boys were leaving so we called the cab driver back to have him come pick us back up. We finally got to the party and hung out for a few hours. Later that night Steveo and I walked to Smiths and bought a pizza to cook and finally went to bed at 6.

7.19.09

I woke up to a call from my dad at 11 am leaving me a voice mail that I had 45 minutes to get home to leave to Lava Hot Springs. Somehow we slept through the alarms we set for 9. Unfortunately, my car was at Shannon's so I had no way of getting home. About 45 minutes later I got a hold of my sister and she picked me up and took me to my car. We headed to Lava Hot Spring around 12:30

We got to Lava and met up with the rest of the family and just lounged around drinking beers all day. After we went to the hot pools me and all my cousins went to the WagonWheel Bar for drinks and a karaoke. We took shots, drank lots of beer and listened to the boys karaoke to "We Will Rock You". After the bar closed we snuck into the hot tubs where Korey brought her bottle of wine and it was killed in about 5 minutes. About an hour later we decided that those hot tubs weren't warm enough so we went into our hotel room and filled up the tub with hot water and got in. Suddenly, my sister Sara was wasted and puking all over the hotel room. It was gnarly but she survived however, with the hangover from hell and couldn't do anything the next day.

07.20.09

We spent the day at the pool and later went down the river and topped the day off with the hot pools. Me and the cousins hung out and drank some beer till about one when I just couldn't stay awake anymore from being worn out from the heat.

Lagging.

2009-07-24T13:51:00.001-07:00

I am really behind on posting. So, I will try to catch up quickly.

07.10.09

A huge group of us went to Star of India for Alison's birthday dinner. It was delicious! After Keatyn, Carson and I went to the kilby hut for a bit and then went to Eric Hess' "Micheal Jackson" themed party. There was a ton of people there and I drank enough for me and Keatyn.

7.11.09

I went swimming at Shannon's all day again. After we went swimming I went to Carson's to hang out with him and Keatyn until Alison's birthday party which was at Alan's new house. By the time we got there Carson and I had had our fair share or whiskey. We didn't stay at Alan's long and before we knew it the party had been moved to Carson's. There was a ton of people and we all hung outside. It was a blast. A few hours later Allee, Jessica, Taylor, Kelvin, Alan, and I decided to go to Dee's. Kelvin and I took my car and waited forever for the rest of them to show up. We ate lots of cheese fries and drank lotsa coffee. After sobering up I bailed and went and crashed at Steveo's.

July 4th Weekend.

2009-07-08T17:04:00.000-07:00

07.03.09

Went to the Kilby Hut tonight. Drank boxed wine for a change. Haven't had that stuff in AGES. I think I cried, laughed, and had every which other emotion possible that night. I did attempt to eat shit while walking. I fell on my knee and while trying to gather myself up I fell on the other one. My legs sure looks lovely this summer. More people came over, we played beer pong and kings cup. At one point Olivia and I passed out in Brad's bed for 20 minutes, just totally wasted. We managed to get ourselves up and drag our dead bodies to his couch where we chowed down on chips and watched Brad's baby home movies. Cutest shit I have ever seen. After that I felt much better and had a few more drinks and found my spot in Chris' bed to pass out, yet again.

07.04.09

Today was a beautiful day. I went to Shannon and Molly's to go swimming and by 4 PM the place was jam packed full of people. It was like Daytona Beach in Sugarhouse. It was fucking awesome. We swam for hours and drank beers and margarita's. After we got worn out from being in the sun a group of us went to a house nearby. There was a little kid Oliver there that I hung out with the majority of the time. He was the cutest thing I had ever seen. We watched firework, played with sparklers, and I managed to get pretty tipsy of whiskey. Around midnight (I would guess) a ton of us piled into Lance's car and headed to another house. I managed to get pretty drunk at this house. I made Lori keep taking shots with me and I vaguely remember Lance making me pick between a rotting dead corpse or a midget with no arms and legs to fuck. I never did pick. We got back to Lance's house by the time the sun was coming out. The next morning we went back to get my car and couldn't find my keys. Luckily the first house we went to had found them and kept them safe for me. Phew. Best 4th of July I think I have ever had.

07.05.09

I was hungover as shit today but The Hangover is FINALLY playing at Brewvies. I met up with Carson, Chris, Nic, Missy, and Teeny to see it. I had a few beers there which made me feel better and the movie was fantastic. After the movie I went to Molly and Shannon's so we could meet up with everyone to see the Bee's game. Byt the time we got with everyone we all thought it best we go to Lucky 13 first and have some drinks. 4 beers later we were ready to go. The game was fun even though I think we only watched about 5 minutes of it and goofed off the rest of the time and after that we went back to Lucky 13 where we drank more beers and me and the girls head banged. It was getting close to 11 so we all hurried down Urban to see our friends band, The Fucktards, play. By the time we left I was pretty hammered and some of us went back to Steveo's where I finally passed out around 5 am. I woke up the next morning feeling the shittiest I have felt in over a year.

Unfortunately, it doesn't end there....

07.07.09

After having a nights break I got a call from Scott telling me to come down to the VFW. I planned on staying out till only 1. That didn't happen. I went to bed at 6:45 am. I was a bit tipsy but got sucked into talking and watching Nacho Libre (which actually put me to sleep). BREAK TIME.

2009-06-30T16:22:00.000-07:00

6.27.09

Tonight was the loft party. I went to a family party earlier that day and hung out and started pregaming there. Around 9:45 my cousin Lindsay, her boyfriend Andy, and myself headed over to Keatyn's to meet up with everyone before going. When we got to the party I realized I forgot my ID. Not good, seeing how this place was 10 bucks to get in because of the open bar! I stood behind Lindsay and when the guy checking ID's looked the other way I just scooted my way on in. I think they were marking hands with bit black X's if you were underage however, the bar was so crazy I don't think the bartenders even had time to notice anyone's hands. We headed straight to the bar where I got us vodka redbulls. I downed a few of those, a few other vodka drinks and I think a whiskey and coke.. oh, and of course, the beers I brought with me. The place was absolutely packed. I would guess 150+ people were there. I ended up running into some old friends and not running into a good portion of people I knew were there. The bathroom lines were insane, what I would give to be able to pee standing up and not having to drip dry. Suddenly the party was dying down and by this point I wasn't with any of the people I came with. I hitched a ride with 2 guy's but ended up getting lost on my way back to Lindsay's. My drunk directions are no good. We finally found it thanks to the guys calling my cousin and that's all I really remember. I woke up awhile later to Lindsay and Andy eating Betos. I sat right up to steal a few bites. The next morning I was hungover as shit and spent the whole day in bed.

Bubbly!

2009-06-24T16:54:00.000-07:00

6.19.09

The boys had a show tonight so I got Lyuba all too myself. We decided to go over to Carson's for the night. A bunch of us hung out and Lyuba and I each got a bottle of bubbly. We walked over to Nick's house where someone had found a party so we all went to that. There were a good amount of people and we had a ton of fun. We didn't stay out too late and nothing to crazy happened.

6.20.09

Tonight was Alexz's 20th birthday party at Kilby. Her there was "Molester/Pedophile". I had a pretty raunchy outfit planned out but the weather was so horrible it just ruined the mood for me. There were a bunch of random people again. We still aren't sure where they come from. Jaime and I bought a 30 pack of beer and between me, him, and Carson we killed the thing pretty damn fast. It was getting late and I was getting way drunk. Me and a friend decided to split around 3 when it seemed the only people left were a bunch of creepers. We watched some random TV for an hour before passing out... I am really lacking on taking photo's these days. Need to fix that.

Rainy Days.

2009-06-16T16:24:00.000-07:00

06.11.09

Tonight I hung out with Alec and Nick. We didn't actually get out of Alec's place till almost 11. We went over to Bailee and Skylar's and played some beer pong. We had a really fun time. I definitely want to hang out over there more often. I got home around 2 just totally exhausted. It was a pretty mellow night.

6.12.09

Went over to Carson's last night. We hung out at his house until later and then walked over to his friend Nick's house. It was a lot of fun but I drank and smoked a little too much. Around everyone had left but us three and a guy named Joe. We were outside when suddenly a car flipped on the road. It was insane and the crash was so loud. We ran down to the street and the guy had climbed out. He said he had fallen asleep at the wheel. It took the police forever to arrive but luckily everyone was okay. Joe and I stayed up until about 8 am. We were later woken up by extremely loud thunder and lighting. So scary! We didn't get up till about 4. It was another good night and Joe is super cute...

Gay Pride.

2009-06-08T14:07:00.000-07:00

06.05.09

I went to La France for a bit and hung out and then over to a get together at one of Jared's friends house. Didn't stay out too late. Still worn out from the ER.

06.06.09

Shannon and I hung out by the pool today. It was much to cold though. We picked up Lindey and went to Nobrow and the over to Princess Kennedys house to help SLUG with their float for the gay pride parade. We drank some beers and watched The Fucktards play on an island in the middle of the river. Shannon and I went over to La France and then her, Carson, Elina and I went to a party behind Fice. There was a bunch of people there and a lot of people like to know what the hell is wrong with my face. I started saying it was a bar fight. Shannon left to go to Johnnys and later Elina and I walked back home. I was in bed by 1 am

06.07.09

Gay Pride! I biked over to 300 south and State Street to meet up with Slug. Shannon, Molly, Lindey, and Tayler got there shortly after. It started just pouring rain, it was insane, so we decided to lock our bikes up and dance down the street with the SLUG float. The rain stopped when the parade finally got going. It was such a fun time. Me, the girls, Chris, and Colton went to Sages after to get breakfast - best breakfast taco's EVER - then I biked over to Kilby and back to La France. My cousin Matt picked me up and we went to my aunt Sues for a family BBQ and we got to see my cousin Kaily who was in town from the army. I went back to Kilby later that night, had some brewski's and hookah and got home super early again.

It was a restful weekend that I desperately needed after Thursday night.

Chin Plant.

2009-06-08T14:02:00.000-07:00

06.04.09

I flew off my bike tonight. My front tire hit the back of Nic's. I got up immediately and started walking and then got really woozy and had to sit down. Patrick and Josh caught up to us and we biked over to Josh's so I could clean it up. I was dripping with blood and once I got it rinsed off I saw the big piece of skin hanging off my face. I walked out of the bathroom and said "Uh..guys..." and they looked at me with dropped jaws. Josh instantly took me to the ER. We had to wait a couple hours for the doctor. I got 12 stitches. We left the ER around 5:45 AM.
My hands have some scrapes and my chest has a huge one. I look a hot mess.

Monster Mash

2009-06-01T10:17:00.000-07:00

5.30.09

It is Britta's 20th birthday today and her theme was a monster mash/mythical creatures. Allee and I were swamp creatures. She did both of ours makeup and she did a fantastic job. Some old friends of mine and Miranda's came by and it was really nice to see them. Later me, Amy, and Kordell went to Beto's and then to Beau's house. I fell asleep there and had to have Pinky take me back to Megan's the next morning. I had blue makeup all over my face and no shoes. What a hot mess.

Housewarming.

2009-06-01T10:14:00.000-07:00

5.29.09

Melissa had a little get together at her new place. I drank too much vodka and got pretty drunk. Later we went to one of Alec's friends house. Jason was there and I just love seeing him. Patrick and I left a bit later and went home. I kinda miss having sleepovers with him all the time.

Sasquatch Music Festival 2009

2009-06-01T09:50:00.000-07:00

5.21.09
Tonight Chris, Cody, Ashley, and I left town to go to Washington for the Sasquatch Music Festival. We left Salt Lake around 9 PM and stopped in Meridian, Idaho to sleep.

5.22.09
We left Meridian around noon today. We made some pit stops at the liquor store and grocery store to pile up on booze. We made it to Washington at about 7 PM that night, set up camp, met the neighbors and started drinking. The parties went on till 6 AM.

5.23.09
Today was the first day of the festival. We started the day off with Vince Mira who was absolutely amazing. Other bands we saw that day were: Blind Pilot, Death Vessel, King Kahn and the Shrines, Doves, The Decemberists (A couple was having sex during this set, the police stopped them about 5 minutes later), Devotchka, Mos Def, Champagne Chamagne, Animal Collective, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, and to end the night Kings of Leon. KOL was the band I was looking forward to the most. I have liked them for years and never got to see them. They only played 3-5 new songs and the rest was the old stuff. Perfect way to end the night.

5.24.09
Today is my 22nd birthday. I got up around 9 AM and had a few bloody marys. The neighbors next to us were a group of really nice girls. We played beer pong (Tiffany and I dominated) and they fed me cocktails. I was drunk by 11. We headed to the festival around noon (I think). I had also eaten a weed brownie. As soon as we got there I laid by the comedy tent and passed the fuck out. According to everyone I was out for a good 3 hours. Oops. I missed a good portion of the bands, but, I still saw the ones I cared most to see. Today I saw: Nine Inch Nails, Of Montreal, and a few others. We went back to the camping grounds fairly early. The boys continued drinking. I passed out soon after.

5.25.09
Last day of the festival. Today I decided it would be best to not take any sort of drugs during the festival since the day before it caused me to miss half of it. Bands I saw today were: Fleet Foxes, Grizzly Bear, Explosions in the Sky, Girl Talk, Bishop Allen, Other Lives, Beach House, School of Seven Bells, Tobacco, Chromeo, and Gogol Bordello who was the main attraction I wanted to see today. He was in-fuckin-credible. We partied all night long as soon as we got back to the camping grounds.

5.26.09
Today we head home. We got a move on around 9 AM. We did a straight 12 hour shot home. Chris is a trooper for driving pretty much the whole time. I got home about 9:30 PM and took the longest shower of my life. I have a nice sunburn that hopefully will fade into a tan. I had a fantastic time but couldn't be happier to be home.

Disney.

2009-05-19T12:04:00.001-07:00

5.16.09

Tonight was mine and Jennica's birthday party at the Kilby Hut. We held a double keggar and it was all Disney theme. Lyuba and I dressed up at Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum and looked as cute as could be. A ton of people ended up showing up, about 80% of the party I didn't know. People climbed on the roofs, peed off the roofs, and even fell off of the roof. I also ate complete shit once I changed from my heels to my flats. I have a huge scraped up bruise on my arm the size of a fist.

Swine Flu.

2009-05-19T11:33:00.000-07:00

5.15.09

Tonight was Renato's 18th birthday party. He made the theme "Swine Flu". Kelsie bought masks and pig noses that looked mighty freaky on everyone. I finally jumped back on the band wagon of Seagrams. Mmm. A few hours later Alan and I made our way to Jordan's. He was hosting a Going Away Party for Carson. He was accepted to an art school in Georgia. I am so proud of him but really happy and excited too. It was a really fun night.

Operation Smile.

2009-05-12T11:38:00.000-07:00

05.08.09

Tonight wasn't too crazy. I went over to Andrew and Jared's to hang out with them and Lyuba and Elina. We headed over to the lofts above decades around 10 for a birthday party we had heard about. We drank a bottle of Evan Willams (nice change) and eventually the party got bumpin'. I danced a lot until some of us decided to go back to Kilby. We smoked the hookah and I passed out in the bed. Again. Apparently Teeny and Jennica were jumping up and down on the bed and Durden was yelling "Caity! Wake the fuck up!" Somehow I slept through all of it. We woke up at 2 and Chris took me to my car and I went home to get ready for the day.

05.09.09

Tonight Chris was holding a fundraiser at Kilby Court for Operation Smile for a little girl named Brittany (not the child above). He had a keg and it was $5 a cup and all proceeds go to get Brittany a new lip. Olivia, Alexz and I got to Kilby around 8:30 and started drinking. We played Fuck The Dealer. Marissa got fucked. At 10 I had to leave to head over to Urban Lounge for my bff Brandon McBrides birthday. His band www.myspace.com/kidtheodore was playing a show with Tolcholk Trio and Future of the Ghost. Erica and I stayed just for Brandon's band, who played first, and I danced the set away with my 2 dollar beers! (Thanks Ben) We headed back to Kilby where I don't recall much. I remember playing flip cup, which I am actually good at, dancing with Lyuba, then leaving to get Alberto's with Sammy and passing out in Andrews bed.
The next morning I had to go back to Kilby to search for my misplaced phone. The people that had crashed there all were waking up and we hung out in Brad's room smoking and telling events of the night.
Apparently, there was a beer pyramid like 4 feet high.
Chris passed out in the bathroom, in the bath tub, with the door locked.
A random chick threw up on the couch.
And,
Cody gave a homeless man a beer to break into his car cause he locked his keys in them(the homeless man couldn't do it so Cody just told him to leave)
Oh and, Chris pee'd in the litter box.

I am glad to say at least for us getting this wasted off a keg a little girl is getting a new lip. We raised about $200 dollars.

Cinco De Mayo

2009-05-06T15:46:00.000-07:00

05.05.09

Jose Cuervo!

Lyuba, Amy, Jade, Elina, and myself got together before the festivities of Cinco De Drunko. Me, Amy and Jade went to the liquor store and got the biggest bottle of Jose Cuervo. Jade asked the cash register his plans for the night and he said working. Amy told him we were having a mustache party and he could come (this was all a silly joke to the 55 year old man) and he responded with, "Oh, I thought you would want a ride!"
AHH, gross, funny, awkward, very very humorous.

We went back to La France and made margarita's and hung out in the sun.

The Naked Eyes played a show at Burts and some of the group went there while the rest of us headed over to Kilby. Everyone just hung out, singing songs, dancing, and drinking. I have no idea what time I passed out, but Chris and I slept till 11am and surprisingly I don't feel the least bit hung over.

However, I don't think I will be consuming tequila until next Cinco De Mayo.

White Trash Party.

2009-05-04T15:44:00.000-07:00

5.2.09

Saturday night was Missy's room mates birthday party. There was every type of white trash that you could imagine. We drank vodka, whiskey, and jungle juice and a few hours later that little house was jam packed full of people. We only stayed a little while longer when it got to the point we couldn't move anymore and we left for Kilby.

We took the hookah upstairs, got some beer, played drinking games and Chelsey and I still practiced our O's.

Keatyn and Carson showed up and she surprised me with my whiskey I left at her house a few days earlier. We all hung out and then decided it was time to kill the bottle. I took one shot and that was the end of me.

I tried to pass out in the cubby since I always end up in Chris' bed and it made me feel claustrophobic. So, I said fuck it, and assed out in Chris' bed yet again. I am glad he deals with me.

Western Tennis Court.

2009-05-04T15:35:00.000-07:00

5.1.09

First off, I can't believe it is already May. Holy shit.

Tonight was Dylan's 22nd birthday party. (He is the one with the ass showing). Whiskey was the only booze allowed, along with a few beers. Things got pretty epic when the boys thought it would be cool to spit whiskey into the fire pit. It was. Bronco's fire went huge. We listened to old 1800 saloon music and danced around the fire. Dylan managed to drink a bottle of Turkey Whiskey and fell onto the couch puking every where. Chris held his hair back, it was cute.

We got Dylan upstairs and then some of us went back to the Kilby house to drink beer and smoke hookah. Chris got so fucked up he couldn't walk and crawled over and passed out in the cubby. About 30 minutes later I couldn't see straight and yet again, woke up in just my skivvies in Chris' bed.

Treasure Fingers.

2009-04-30T12:02:00.000-07:00

4.29.09

I went to Keatyn's last night where we hung out before we ventured over to the W Lounge. We drank some of the Seagram's we had left from the previous weekend. By the time we got to the W we were booking it to the door to make it before 10. Fuck paying money to get into a bar! Shannon and Molly showed up shortly after.
The place soon became packed of people and we mainly stayed outside with a few dances here and there.
Wonka called and invited us to the VFW so Keatyn and I left the W to go there. As we were almost there I realize, I lost my damn ID. We called Wonka and they were about to leave anyway so Keatyn and I made a pit stop to Dee's where we got this amazing sandwich and cheese fries. We finished the sandwiches in about 3 minutes.
We got to Wonka's and then the 3 of us got in the hot tub. Keatyn kept falling asleep and almost drowning so she went inside and passed out. Wonka and I stayed in the hot tub for another 30ish minutes and eventually went inside and watched Grandma's Boy when we passed out around 3:45.
I woke up to my cell phone ringing at 6 am. Keatyn had to go to work so we left. I don't know the last time I was up that early unless I was still awake partying.

Free Movie Night

2009-04-28T14:42:00.000-07:00

4.27.09

A Weekend of Jes.

2009-04-27T15:58:00.000-07:00

4.24.09-4.26.09

Friday night the regulars met up at Jessica's. After we all got there Jes and I drove in my car and Patrick and Kelsie went in her's. We headed over to our 3rd home, Kilby. Right when we got there I went straight upstairs to smoke that Huka. Jennica has a really nice Huka and her and Alexz were trying to teach me for a long time how to blow O's. I still am learning.

Some friends of our were premiering a documentary at Brewvies about their drunken cruise to Cabo. By the time we were supposed to head over there I was to drunk and didn't feel like attending.

Around 12:30 we ran out of beer so Alexz and I went to Maverik to buy a 30 pack to play Fuck The Dealer. We got back and killed the 30 pack in a cool 20 minutes.

We all went downstairs and that is the last thing I can remember. I woke up the next morning in Chris' bed, by myself, in my underwear.

According to Christine I walked upstairs and Brian found me that way when he was retrieving his jacket. So, Chris and Christine passed out in the cubby.

When we all woke up that morning they shoved me over to share the bed.
We finally got up around 1 and were all starving.
What better place to go then Brewvies when Nic is working?

The 3 of us walked over and Jes met up with us.
We drank 2 pitchers of beer and ate some yummy food. (Thanks Chris)

Chris went home to study and the 3 of us girls went to Jes' to hang out and keep drinking. It was about 4 by the time this happened. Jes then had to meet up with her brother for dinner so Teeny (Christine) and I went to my house to get ready.

We wore booty shorts and very similar green tops.

We left about 9 to head to the liquor store. The first liquor store didn't have Seagram's 7 so we had to detour to the down town store. We got our bottle and stopped at Bronco and Andrew's to say hello to Lyuba.

We didn't stay at Le France long before we headed to Kilby to meet up with Chris. We were going to a Fuck Finals party. Chris, Alexz, Teeny, Jess and I all piled into his car and went to this party.

Jennica, Chelsey and Monika were there and we all danced and danced and danced. And drank lotsa Jungle Juice.

Carson and Keatyn showed up so Jess and I left with them to go to a party at the Loft. We got there around.. late and not very many people were left. We drank a bottle of wine and left to go crash at Carson's.

Once we got to Carson it was 3:30ish and his room mate Kenny was not happy with how loud we were being. We went downstairs to Carson's room and smoked a spliff which made Jes even more hilarious then she usually is.

We went upstairs to pass out on the couch, raided the fridge and then Luke called. We talked on the phone with him for about 15 minutes when Kenny came out again VERY not happy about how loud we were being.

We finally went to bed.

The next morning we wake up to Kenny being very agro with us because Jes' alarm was going off and we didn't hear it. It kept going off and off and I finally grabbed it and shut it off and put it under the couch.

Keatyn came up at 10 to take us home.

I didn't get out of bed till 4.

Megan's Birthday

2009-04-23T15:59:00.000-07:00

4.15.09

I don't know why or how but, I spaced writing about Megan's 21st Birthday.
This was over a week ago so, I won't be able to write much because I
can't go far that back.

She threw her birthday party at her house and a ton of people showed up.
I drank some Malibu Rum with Pineapple juice and danced around the living
room for a bit until I got tired and chugged a gallon of water and went on
home around 1 AM.

Glad I left then. I heard Miranda wouldn't let anyone that stayed go to
bed until 5 am-ish. Crazy kids.

Sunday, Not Monday BBQ

2009-04-20T16:58:00.001-07:00

4.19.09

Megan, Miranda and Jenny threw our first BBQ of the year.

We soaked up the sun with beer and cigarettes while Cambo cooked the food.
It was a perfect Sunday.

A lot of people showed up and as it got cooler we moved inside where everyone was just hanging out and dancing around.

Megan decided she wanted to go to Chili's at 10pm to buy her first margarita.
The boys talked Jade and I out of it and we went with Josh, Chris Taylor, Ben, Jeff and Austin to Green Street.

The boys were kind enough to buy us beer and we played pool.

I had never been there before and I have to say I wasn't expecting to like it. But there was hardly anyone there and it was just a sweet time.

We left around 12 and went home.

Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead.

2009-04-20T16:48:00.001-07:00

4.18.09

Chris Jex threw a "Out of pure spite that the roomies are at Coachella minus 1 Jex Im throwing a rager in honor of their absence" party.

We got there before a lot of people.

There was this girl there that was on some kind of drug. She kept following me around asking me strange questions and trying to grab my boobs. Every time I tried to walk away she would grab my arm. She yelled for her boyfriend to come to us. She had something to show him. She then grabs the side of my shirt and pulls it over and exposed my breasts to him. It wasn't cool and even he looked a little confused.
They finally left.

Everyone was hanging out, dancing, smoking hookah and having a grand ole' time.

I then realize the people I came with (Jess, Patrick, and Kelsie) are gone. That is fine until I also realize they have my ID and car keys. When I finally get a hold of them around 1:45 am they keep telling me they are coming after Denny's to bring them. I call again, they decide they don't want to anymore so, I am completely stranded at Kilby. I tell Chris and he tell's me I can always spend the night.

I went downstairs and joined the dance party. We danced till about 4:45 am.

Christine lost her phone and about 15 of us searched the whole house for it. Unfortunately, it was never found.

I finally pass out around 5 am.

Chris and I wake up the next afternoon around 1 and he played his guitar and sang to me for a good hour.

Kelsie brought me my stuff and I was able to head home.

Perfect way to wake up.

Naked Eyes

2009-04-20T16:35:00.000-07:00

4.16.09

Went to Le France.
Drank at Jared and Andrew.
Killed another bottle of Seagrams.

4.17.09

Tonight was the Slug Localized show.
The Naked Eyes, Tiny Lights, and Blue Sunshine Soul played at Urban.
Before we left we pre-gamed a little bit at Le France.

As we got in the van to head to Urban I looked around and and yelled out "Wait!! What about Sammy?!" Jared slammed on the break and we all broke into a fit of giggles as we saw Sammy running down the alley way after the van. How great would that have been had we left the drummer!?

Tiny Lights played first and did a good job and then the boys played.
They rocked it. http://www.myspace.com/thenakedeys

Shannon and I shared a few beers then took at shot of whiskey with Mike Brown.
I then got Mike Gonzalez to buy me a beer. I am working on him being my sugar daddy.
A bit later he looked like he was going to pass out and fall over he was so hammered.
He was freaking out cause he couldn't find Mitch so we had to go on a hunt for him. We found him

Mike Brown then also bought me a beer.
Being a girl is awesome.

We went back to Le France after the show and stayed up until about 5 am-ish.

This was the first time at Urban, in a long time, that shit hasn't gone down.
Let's keep it that way.

DUI blitz.

2009-04-14T15:49:00.001-07:00

3.10.09

Tonight was Alan's housewarming party.

We went to the Kilby house first and then walked over to his new place.
Tonight we drank wine. Not a good plan when it makes people emotional...
Patrick and I got pretty drunk and called a cab. We forgot to let the girls know and bailed. Our cab driver was Sunny. He asked us why we put out the smokes and drinks before getting in the car. We had no idea you could drink in a cab.

We went to Del Taco and pigged out and then tried to go to A Bar Named Sue to meet up with some friends but by the time we got there the bar had closed. We decided just to go home and we passed out.

Early nights are awesome.

3.11.09

First off let me just say, DO NOT GO TO LENS CRAFTERS. I went there today to get my eyes checked. They charged me 173 fucking dollars. Good bye to a nice sum of paycheck.

After that I was pretty grumpy (Sorry, Patrick). We watched Super High Me and I became in a much better mood. However, it did make me wanna bake.

We got ready and headed over to the house we were at last weekend to watch the Jazz game with Chris Alder and co. Right when I walked in I saw another familiar face. It was Matt's cousin, Brittani. I haven't seen her in a long time and she is the sweetest girl ever. Small Lake City.

The Jazz lost horribly so everyone at the house decided to go to Liquid Joe's for the Spazzmatics.

We declined and went to Jackson's birthday party instead.

There were a bunch of weirdo's but we all had a pretty good time till the cops showed up and all the underage kids flipped.

Kilby time.

Patrick got fucked up. Invited people over who weren't allowed, sat on the chair and fell over onto the ground and completely passed out on the kitchen floor.

Jess and I called a cab and somehow managed to get his big black ass to the car.

We once again hit up Del Taco. Yes, we keep them in business just like we keep Seagrams in business.

We finally get home about 3 am and convinced Patrick it was only 11 PM and that we came home cause he was being a baby and didn't want to go anywhere. That's what he gets for drinking Absinthe. Dummy.

The next morning he vaguely remembered the night and Jess and I just laughed at him.

3.12.09

Easter! Went and had brunch with some of my family and drank Bloody Marys. Mmmm.

Chris text me and invited me to see I love you, man with him and the boys at Brewvies.

I recommend to everyone to check that movie out. Anyhow, we got 5 free pitchers of beer and by the time the movie was over we were all pretty buzzed. We walked back over the Kilby and sat outside just hanging out drinking beer. Perfect way for a Sunday to be.

Blue Collar Theory was playing an after show party for Atmosphere at Urban so Chris, Shannon and I headed over there around 10. I was having a great time trying to dance to hip hop. Jess showed up a little later and we were all having a good time.

I was outside with Shannon when Jess came out. Some girl punched her in the face. Apparently Jess gave this random girl the wrong look. Being drunk, I freaked out.
The girls friend was outside and I was just staring her down (I know, I am tough) and her husband, who was a big man, came up to me. I told him his wife was a dumb bitch and what were we, in Jr. High? You don't go just punching random people. He started yelling in my face and I just yelled back. Suddenly, the girl who hit Jess popped her head out of the car and was yelling as well. She hopped out like she was going to fight me and I pulled my high heel off my foot and went for her. (Hella Bad Girls Club style)She got back in the car and took off.

I don't think my adrenaline has ever been so off the charts. That shit was fun. I am such a tough ass when I have a few drinks in me.

We ended up leaving reminiscing those fuckin' fools and passed out an hour later.

What a crazy Easter Sunday.

Club Orange

2009-04-14T15:38:00.000-07:00

3.8.09

Tonight was Eric Hess' birthday party at Club Orange.

The girls and I met up at Jessica's and watched American Idol before we headed over.

This was my first time at Orange and I had a great time. Eric's new music project performed that night. http://www.myspace.com/erichessthehessian
What a treat that was!

While in the bathroom the girls came and found me. Matt was there. Seriously? Can I not go anywhere these days with out seeing him? Luckily, he ignored me. Thank you Megan.

It was nice to have a non dramatic night. I love my friends.

I've got Spring fever!

2009-04-06T13:29:00.000-07:00

3.3.09

Jessica, Patrick and I started Friday off with our friend Chris Alder over at his friends house. We were watching the Jazz game when it was time to play Fuck The Dealer again. Let me just say that Patrick has some psychic skills. He fucked everyone. During the game the talk of sex gets brought u)and explicit stories start being told. I won't get into them but let's just say at some point of certain stories a few people thought they were being made up. They weren't. Our Polly Pocket (Jess) ends up losing the game. Cut her some slack, she'd never played before. She somehow managed to get out of having to shot gun a beer.
The Jazz lost. Thanks Kelsie.

We decide it is time to leave so we take Chris and his friend to their friends house and we walk in and walk right back out.

We are ready for Le France.

Andrew and Jared just moved into Le France and were having a housewarming party. I don't remember much except the boy who looks like Nick Jonas <3 and Casey and the black man with dreads taking my whiskey and pouring it into an old rust tin can that sprays. I got sprayed in the face. Patrick and I are not on Team Casey any longer.

We were bored of the party and get a great idea we should just show up at our friends house. Right when we pulled up Kelsie puked her little heart out and we drove away instead.

John called and we made our way to his friends house. By this point Britta is no where to be found, Kelsie is passed out in my car and we accidentally left Jess at Le France so Patrick and Erica had to go pick her up.
Kelsie stayed in the car passed out and I went in and played a weird beer game I had never heard of. After hanging out for awhile and sobering up on Del Taco we head home at 5 am.

Me, Patrick and Kelsie slept in my bed. Kelsie was up against the wall the whole night and Patrick punched me in my sleep. He never gets the middle again.

3.4.09

We met up with everyone at Jess' before Jessica Cooks 21st birthday party at Le France. We head over around 10.

There was a DJ a ton of people and a drink concoction that Jessica's boyfriend made up of a 30 pack of booze, a bottle of Vodka, and Sprite. Surprisingly, not that bad.
I walked outside and saw Mike Gonzalez who made me a much better drink of whiskey and coke. Nice and strong. Mitch told me to be careful, Mike might have slipped me some roofies.

We danced all night, kissed a bunch of people, and made a point to keep away from the scary sex offender that lives next door. That fat ass just sat on his porch the whole time watching us. Freak.

Patrick and I thought it best to bounce after the 5-0 show up around 3am-ish. We stopped at Chris' for a bit and Patty passed out and Chris had to help walk him to the car. We got home around 5 am once again.

Late nighters are rough.

God's last name is not Dammit.

2009-03-30T13:43:00.000-07:00

3.27.09
We finally started this Friday night somewhere besides Jessica's bungalow. It started at the Kilby house.
This night we had a bottle of our much loved Seagrams Whiskey, Seagrams Gin, and then some Malibu Rum... Which turned out to be my drink of choice that night.
There was a dance party going to the Kings of Leon and The Colour, and it has been decided that we will be trying out for America's Next Best Dance Crew. We finally got Chris to get the hookah going and made a concoction of all the shisha we had left. I thought it actually tasted quite lovely.
My friend Seth popped into my head, it must have been because I saw his sister that night (I think), and gave him a ring and it turned out he was at Wonka's party. Just the place I wanted to be. We boogied on over there around 12:30 a.m. and I ran into a lot of Backcountry faces. John got me to play beer pong and I made one ball in the cup through out the entire game. I thought I was kicking ass. My friends disappeared so John and I left and I woke up with a bruise on my head and a slight goose egg. I think I hit my head on the metal frame of the bed. It still hurts.

3.28.09
Kelsie, Patrick, and I started Saturday off nice and early. I started getting my drink on at Chili's and then we went to the L store to get our Whiskey. (Yes, the people at the store do know us very well these days) We went and hung out with Chris Alder and his friends and watched the Jazz game.
**I would like to take this time to thank the Jazz for winning. We were able to do a round of shots every good play.**
While outside taking a break Kelsie and I discussed men. It has been decided that there will be a sex talk show, much like Sex Talk with Dr. Sue, called Kissin' Caity and Dildo Baggins. Get ready.
Chris had just recently learned how to play Fuck The Dealer so we thought it would be a fun game to do. His turn as dealer I let him know, "Chris, you're gunna get fucked!"...Somehow I lost. I then shot gunned a beer for the first time in my life for losing. I opened it and it squirt all over Patrick while I barely finished it. I might be willing to try it again.
Jordan called and was at the Model Citizen home so we went to check it out. We got there and there weren't enough people there for our liking so we went to Kilby. I made the strongest drink of Whiskey and Coke that I think I have ever had. It was delicious.

We went back to Model Citizen a bit later and there was a dance party, lots of cute guys, and 2 swings hanging from the ceiling. Kelsie and I didn't get off them for a good 20 minutes until someone else asked if they could finally have a turn. Yes, we are 8.
Suddenly, Patrick and Jordan come stumbling in with war paint all over their faces. Kelsie and I kindly declined to have ours painted as well.
I got a text from Yokchi so I ran to the bathroom to call him. It was now time to head over to Charles' house. It was around 1 am when we showed up. Kelsie and Patrick danced their little hearts out and we smoked the hookah dry. Some of the boys came back with Beto's and were kind enough to share with our drunk asses. I fed Kelsie as sexy as I could.. or as sexy as possible that a drunk person can with a fork full of rice and beans. "Here comes the plane...."
Yokchi would later tell me he was glad we came kind of late and he had a good laugh.
We are definitely a packaged deal.
I finally got home at 5 am. Patrick was passed out in the back of the car and I couldn't wake him up so I did what all good friends do. I left him there.

3.29.09
I ended the weekend at church for my little's sister random baptizing. Random because, I only found out about it on Friday. I can only say that talks of Christ (and whatever else I would catch them saying in their talks when I wasn't day dreaming) does not help a hang over.

Urban Lounge.

2009-03-27T08:55:00.001-07:00

3.25.09
My post's always seem to start the same... Another night at Jessica's drinking our beloved Seagrams.

A friends hip hop band, www.myspace.com/bluecollartheory , was playing tonight at Urban Lounge. We were all pretty pumped until I heard that my ex, Matt, would most definitely be there.

I decided it would be fine seeing how I am friends with the owners and half of the other employee's. They told me not to worry and have my back.

By the time we get there I am pretty damn tipsy and see Matt making out with a girl that is just wrecked. Didn't bother me, just grossed me out. I went the whole night completely ignoring him, having a grand ole' time while drinking my free beers.

The mature 24 year old that Matt is decided he needed to talk shit on me to everyone I know. Watch out people, apparently I have AID'S and gonorrhea. I ignore it.

I was hanging out by Kelsie when Matt walked up to us. He spit in my face. Yeah, REAL fucking bad ass. What a complete tool. This didn't make the owner happy one bit, and he kicked Matt out.

I find out later that someone was outside when Matt was and head butted him and knocked him to the ground and hit him a few times before getting pulled off. (Bonus points to that dude) Matt decided that this happened because I told someone to fight him. Gee Matt, I WISH that I could take credit for that. But, I can't. I am just not the only person that thinks you are a complete dick-wad.

The night ended with a guy buying me a whiskey shot because he felt bad for me, and then me passing out on Jessica's couch.

Phew.
I need a break.
Too bad it's the weekend now.

So much for taking it easy.

2009-03-24T15:44:00.000-07:00

3.23.09
I went to Shannon's last night to be girly and watch movies
and paint our toenails when Cody called us. He wanted us to
head over to Piper Down and he would buy us a few drinks...
Really, even if it is a Monday, who turns down free alcohol?

We hung out there for a few hours, fattyed up on cheese fries
and decided it was time to check out A Bar Named Sue.
We ran into a group of friends who I realize are sitting at a
table right by the dreaded EX.
I had a feeling he might be there and I has never been so nauseous
in my life when I saw he was. Shannon had darts coming out of her eyes.
If only looks could kill.

I completely ignored him but took total advantage to the fact I
had a group of men buying us shots and put on my game face.
Imma good flirt when needs be.

After the bar closed we snuck off and lit up and I passed out.
Thanks Cheech and Chong.

spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can...

2009-03-23T15:35:00.001-07:00

3.20.09
Friday night started out normal. We met up at Jessica's and started getting our drink on with a bottle of Seagrams Whiskey. Delicious.
Austin McBride just moved into a warehouse and threw a huge party. Like the kind you see in a high school movie but don't think that shit really happens. There was a fire pit in the back, guys doing tricks off the roof onto the ground on their bikes...and just by foot.
The girls and I were overwhelmed by all the good looking men there. Where do they all hide? I've got spring fever.
We danced the night away again till about 3 AM.
And I met a babe that jams out with me too the Jonas Brothers. SIIIGGH.

3.21.09
Saturday night...wait, I can't remember. Oh yes. Started out at Jess' again with another bottle of Seagrams. We managed to get over to the Kilby house to see the boys and then ended up at Urban Lounge.
Jess passed out in the back of the car and we left her there. After I got my free drinks from Ben, drunk talked to Mitch, and stumbled through every inch of the bar it was time to leave and a group of us headed to Jordan's where Kelsie and I made fun of the girl sitting next to us. Honestly, those big black glasses that everyone gets from Urban Outiftters are the stupidest thing I have seen. How that is fashionable is beyond us. You look fucking dumb.

On the way home, around 5 am, we made a pit stop at Del Taco. Jess was still passed out in the back and when we stopped the car her little 5 foot frame went flying on to the floor of the car. She started laughing and stayed put for about 5-10 minutes.

Then we jammed out to TLC FAN MAIL on the way back to Jess' and I woke up in my shirt and underwear in her bed, surrounded by Del Taco wrappers.

I need to relax till Wednesday night.

kamchatka.

2009-03-20T10:18:00.000-07:00

3.19.09
I would make a post but... I don't remember much.

Stupid vodka.

I love you Lyuba.<3

Chris Jex.

2009-03-18T16:50:00.000-07:00

3.13.09
Chris had another cocktail party for his 26th birthday party.
It was out of control. It was around 11 pm things got wild.
We did whip it's for hours on end in Nic's room and continued
to dance to Missy's Ipod.
We danced till about 6am. Chris came stumbling downstairs right
around then until 6:30 am.
I finally tried to get some sleep at 7 am. My heart was
beating pretty fast so at 9:30 I blew that popsicle stand
and headed home where I slept till 5 pm.
Oh, and don't ever ask a mexican to borrow his hoodie.
I did this and he asked if I had on perfume. I replied with a "No."
He then proceeded to say "Okay, cause if my wife smells
it she will kill me and find you and kill you too."

I didn't do anything else for the rest of the weekend.

W Lounge.

2009-03-18T16:45:00.000-07:00

3.11.09
We went to the W Lounge for Miranda and Alex's birthday.
The place was packed. I only had 20 dollars in my account
to buy alcohol. Once I started getting pretty buzzed I called
my little sister and asked her to put 40 bucks in my bank
account so I could keep drinking. She did. What a great little
sister. I don't remember leaving or going to bed.
However, I did make it to work the next day by 10. Miracle.

Dedicated to my boss.

2009-03-18T16:43:00.000-07:00

I started this "drinking blog" with the idea from my boss.

This is dedicated to him since he knows how to get his drink on
but can't as often now, due to the fact he had to impregnate his wife
and become a "mature" adult.

Hopefully, one day, I can have as many crazy stories as him.